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7yo went into the bathroom with his cookies, after asking for books to be slid under the door. As he went in the bathroom, he let out a curdling scream. When he came out, we asked, β€œWas there a fly?”

β€œHashtag a million fruit flies. And there was a fly.”

πŸ“– πŸ“± Right Ho, Jeeves

By P.G. Wodehouse

My Do Not Disturb sign fell off my resort door, so I just had to get up to have the minibar restocked. #roughlife #releasenotesconf

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β€œDad, I had a level 10, super-weird dream. I can’t even explain it. It was too weird. Well, I can explain part of it–with a dog. It was a mix of some movies. From Coco there were a couple of the dogs. And from National Treasure, it was the people. It was so weird.”

β€”7yo

πŸ“– 🎧 Blink

By Malcolm Gladwell

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Me: β€œCan anyone clean up Clue for us?”

14yo, while looking down at the phone: β€œI can.”

Me: β€œGreat, thanks!”

14yo: β€œWait, what!?”

Wife: β€œYou’re cleaning up the Clue game.”

14yo: β€œDo I have to?”

Wife: β€œYes! It will be a lesson in listening.”

πŸ“– πŸ“± Warheart

By Terry Goodkind

πŸ“– πŸ“± Severed Souls

By Terry Goodkind

πŸ“– πŸ“± The Third Kingdom

By Terry Goodkind

πŸ“– πŸ“± The Omen Machine

By Terry Goodkind

πŸ“– πŸ“± Confessor

By Terry Goodkind

πŸ“– πŸ“± Phantom

By Terry Goodkind

πŸ“– πŸ“± Chainfire

By Terry Goodkind

πŸ“– πŸ“± Naked Empire

By Terry Goodkind

πŸ“– πŸ“± The Pillars of Creation

By Terry Goodkind

πŸ“– πŸ“± Faith of the Fallen

By Terry Goodkind

In addition to being the spiritual path, it feels like the only way for me to survive.

Spiritual path