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Me: βCan anyone clean up Clue for us?β
14yo, while looking down at the phone: βI can.β
Me: βGreat, thanks!β
14yo: βWait, what!?β
Wife: βYouβre cleaning up the Clue game.β
14yo: βDo I have to?β
Wife: βYes! It will be a lesson in listening.β