Annie (5yo): “Can I marry Micah (her 7yo brother)?”
Wife: “No, you have to marry someone you’re not related to.”
Annie: “I’m not related to Conor! (her 5yo friend) Conor, do you want to marry me?”
Wife: “Well, you have to be older, so maybe he’ll think about it more when he gets older.”
Annie: “Conor! Conor! Conor! Do you want to marry me? Do you want to marry me?”
Conor: “Uhh, I just like going to school.”
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