Micah (7yo): โDad, do you believe in them?โ
Me: โIn what, bud?โ
Micah: โIn the zombies under my bed.โ
Me: โOh, that sounds scary!โ
Micah: โNo, I speak their language.โ
Me: โAre they nice?โ
Micah: โOnly to people who speak their language.โ
Me: โWhat does it sound like?โ
Micah: โUrrgh mmrrgh errrr ggrrr.โ
Annie: โOh, like thisโI can speak it too. Mmrrgh aarrgh errr.โ
Micah: โNo, itโs more nerdy. Get it, Dad? More Nerd-y. (As he eats a scoop of Nerds) Ha. Ha. Ha.โ