๐Ÿ˜‚ Zombies under the bed

Micah (7yo): โ€œDad, do you believe in them?โ€

Me: โ€œIn what, bud?โ€

Micah: โ€œIn the zombies under my bed.โ€

Me: โ€œOh, that sounds scary!โ€

Micah: โ€œNo, I speak their language.โ€

Me: โ€œAre they nice?โ€

Micah: โ€œOnly to people who speak their language.โ€

Me: โ€œWhat does it sound like?โ€

Micah: โ€œUrrgh mmrrgh errrr ggrrr.โ€

Annie: โ€œOh, like thisโ€“I can speak it too. Mmrrgh aarrgh errr.โ€

Micah: โ€œNo, itโ€™s more nerdy. Get it, Dad? More Nerd-y. (As he eats a scoop of Nerds) Ha. Ha. Ha.โ€

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